Top 100 Things you Don’t Want the Sysadmin to Say

Top 100 Things you Don’t Want the Sysadmin to Say – gefunden bei Instant-Thinking:

39. Hey Fred, did you save that posting about restoring filesystems with vi and a toothpick?  More importantly, did you print it out?
38. OH, SH*T! (as they scrabble at the keyboard for ^c).
37. The sprinkler system isn’t supposed to leak is it?

32. Ummm… Didn’t you say you turned it off?

30. Ooops.  Save your work, everyone.  FAST!
29. Boy, it’s a lot easier when you know what you’re doing.
28. I hate it when that happens.

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